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Right folks the forums seem to have died recently so lets have some funny stories that you can share with everyone on here to bring a smile back, anything that makes u smile when u think back to it...doesnt have to involve you personally maybe a relative or friend did something that makes u cry with laughter when u think back to it, share it with the group and make us smile too.......i will get the ball rolling with a couple of storys involving my brother in law and his useless sense of direction..

All my family decided to have a trip to blackpool, 3 cars set off from wakefield and headed along the M62, my brother in law dave was following at the back as he was useless at directions, we lost dave halfway thru the journey but presumed he would be ok as we had told him where to turn off so we waited on the outskirts of blackpool for dave, my sister and the kids....after 30 mins and no sign we were getting worried so called dave......unbelivably dave had missed the turn for the M61 and carried on driving all the way to liverpool!!! not only that but when he stopped at a garage for directions to blackpool his car wouldnt start and needed towing all the way back home ..we still ridicule him at every family get together!

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When dave then got tickets to see joe calzagi fight at the millenium stadium in cardiff and asked for directions i knew he was in trouble when i told him to get on the M1 at wakefield and he replied northbound or south?! he set off early to cardiff and i told him to call me if he got stuck, i was amazed when he rang me from the outskirts of cardiff to say he was nearly there and i should have confidence in his ability to navigate, a few days later we were in the pub and dave was telling everyone about the fight when i said i was amazed he`d found his way there without a problem, dave gave a funny look and said there was a slight problem he hadnt told me about.....when he arrived in cardiff he saw the roof of the stadium over the top of some houses so found a nearby multi storey car park, he payed £10 as he was there til the early hours and him and his brother set off towards the stadium they had seen earlier....only problem was it wasnt in fact the roof of the millenium stadium they had seen but the roof of a block of flats lol after asking a local where the stadium was they were informed it was 3 miles away but as they had paid for parking they decided to walk into cardiff! the fight finished at almost 1am then they had to walk back the 3 miles to the car......1 small problem tho! they couldnt remember which way they had walked and had no idea where the car park was they finally found it at 6am and arrived home after lunch oh how we laughed

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Like that Matt lol bet no one wants to go anywhere with him if he's driving  x

My story is about my friend:

I used to live across the road from her which was very near to Tesco's. She went to get some shopping on the way home and so parked her car at Tesco's, got what she needed and then came home.

I few hours later she realised her car was not on the drive and alerted her husband that the car had been stolen!

They called the police and whilst waiting for them to arrive to take a statement she went back over her day to recall what she had been doing when the car had been stolen.

It was then she realised with horror that she had parked it in Tesco's car park!!

She dashed over to Tesco's found the car and drove it home. By this time the whole street had been alerted that her car had been stolen so you can imagine her embarrassment when she had to explain that she had left it in Tesco's car park!

But worse was to come as the police then arrived...she told them what had happened and luckily the policeman saw the funny side of the story, well he was almost wetting himself with laughter!!

My poor friend has never lived this story down   lol  xxx

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well this isnt that funny but at the time i thought it was hillaraious :... when i lived at my formwr house me and my partner was talking about having the bathroom done up including a new bathroom suite which i said in that particular room a sunken bath would look great... with that she replied ;;;;;;;;  but wont the feet of the bath  stick come through the ceiling !!!  i promise you i bent over with laughter and that my friends is my story xxx 

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lol guys how funny xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Well my  recollection  is about my  youngest son  "Stephen "   he,s what you might call a likely lad .............

Anyway,  He had been out on a friday night  on the lash , as per usual...... , I had  gone to bed , &  i needed  to go to the bathroom  arround  3am,  as you do  lol .. -- i looked down  the stars , and thought Dam!!!  hes left the  sitting room light on,   tutt  grrrr --- So i goes down stairs,   minus my specs lol,  opened the   lounge door? == oops!!!  , not a good idea , Stephen . had invited a  girl   back  errrm...   ..to say  he was in  a compromising position was a understatement  lolol ,,   it looked  like  she was saying her prayers!!!!!  She was , knelt at his feet (know what Im saying lol) anyway .... i shut   the door  and went back to bed .......  5 mins later a knock at my bedroom door  and its Stephen  i said yessss   ???? cheeky bugger  asks  me, mum   can you please come downstairs to put this  girl at her ease ,as shes grossly embarassed!!    and shes  crying ,poor love .

  --- guess  what  ? i got out my bed-- by now 4am, and bleary eyed,  and theres me trying to console this  poor  young woman . and telling her their,  their,  my dear  -- my son  would charm the birds off the trees lol !!! anyway he introduced me to this  lovely,  albeit  easilly led  creature,   and said   you know what Lisa !!!   Ive  got a mum in a ,million  lol    I said yep Stephen ______  you seriously  owe me one  son lolol